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Apr. 28th, 2007 @ 08:57 am (no subject)
What do a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
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Apr. 26th, 2007 @ 10:37 am (no subject)
The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them.
Albert Einstein, (attributed)
US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)
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Apr. 24th, 2007 @ 03:44 pm (no subject)
fuck!  i just contacted the oregon dept of revenue and found out that since they requested more information from me, it will be 8-14 weeks from the time they recieved my information before it will be processed! wtf? i sent in said info two weeks ago and they can't even tell me if they have recieved it for four weeks.  i should not be surprised. the inefficiency of the government knows no limits.  damn, i could really use that $1700. 
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Apr. 22nd, 2007 @ 09:53 am (no subject)
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
George Bernard Shaw
Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)
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Apr. 20th, 2007 @ 12:15 pm Wombat breaks it down for Earth Day
  
Happy Earth Day!
Follow this link, http://www.global-mindshift.org/memes/wombat.swf
It only takes a minute and it is good.
Love,
Cara
If it doesn't work as a link, copy and paste in address bar.
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Apr. 13th, 2007 @ 12:02 pm (no subject)
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse Five
US novelist (1922 - )
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Apr. 12th, 2007 @ 10:33 am (no subject)
Only the mediocre are always at their best.
Jean Giraudoux
French diplomat, dramatist, & novelist (1882 - 1944)
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Apr. 9th, 2007 @ 05:46 pm (no subject)
"The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern."
-Lord Acton, Letter to Mary Gladstone, 1881
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Apr. 8th, 2007 @ 10:28 am (no subject)

Have you seen  the film "Tough Guise"?  Brilliant.

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Apr. 8th, 2007 @ 10:25 am Another

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady.

He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called.
4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning

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